The Unexpected Spark
Michael Luo
“Doubt that. But let’s skip to the part where I hurt you instead.”
The man laughed. “With what?”
Zeri reached for where her gun was usually strapped, only to find nothing there.
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To Herd A Cat
Dana Luery Shaw
“Why can’t I just scratch things until the long parts fall off?”
“Because human nails don’t work that way. You’d be left with a bunch of bleeding fingers.”
K’Sante
They discovered that its armor, stretching from head to tail, regenerated from nonlethal blows. The men failed to draw blood and were forced to flee from the cobra-lion’s lair with empty hands, leaving it to run wild. 
Eduard Santangelo's Vastaya Field Journal
It is, of course, YOUR choice as to how much to spend on my return, but I imagine you will have to bankrupt the publishing house and all of its investors, at a minimum. 
Proclamation of the Trifarix
No longer will our brave warriors spend their lives needlessly, and without gain.
Noxian gold, and Noxian blood.
Lux
Lux, in his absence, was expected to help run the family’s many estates—a task she resented, even as a young child. 
Briar
Entertainment consisted of eavesdropping on the guards’ conversations, devising new ways to pester them for raw meat, and agonizing over whether she should race her pet spiders or eat them.
By chance while she was toying with her pillory one day, she inadvertently loosened the hemolith, which settled into a position just short of unlocking the restraint.
Roots of a Poisoned Tree
Graham McNeill
The eyes blinked, and pebbles fell from their rocky lids.
“Um, are… are you the mountain spirit or something?”
Udyr
But fate intervened when he met a strange old woman in an enormous coat. 
Aftermath
Anthony Reynolds
Where Xin Zhao had taught the young prince to fight with sword, spear, and lance; where he’d consoled him, wiping away his tears and helping him back to his feet when he fell; where he’d laughed with him, and cheered his successes. 
The Shackles of Belief
Anthony Reynolds
Without having to give the signal, Vrynna’s warriors fanned out wide to encircle him, cutting off any chance of escape. Wisely, he didn’t try to run. After all, there was nowhere to run to.
The Uninvited Guest
All those sons, all those fathers, all those futures lost. Demacians and Noxians, ever at each other’s throats, magnetically drawn to one another by something lesser than both. 
You Are the Weapon
David Slagle
It was a magical remnant of the first convergence when the moon and its reflection in the spirit realm briefly touched across the celestial veil, and moonstone cast off by the union rained down on the world like tears.
Following their orbits, the two moons were forced to part.
The Voice from the Hearth
Matt Dunn
We found the ruins of a forgotten city shown on no map—now just a maze of charred foundations. 
Aphelios
Only now did they understand their destiny. Aphelios would hollow himself out with pain, but would become a conduit for the moon’s power.
Renekton
But there were some—Nasus among them—who came to believe that a portion of Renekton’s humanity had been lost in his transformation. He seemed crueler, taking ever greater pleasure in the spilling of blood, and there were whispers of many battlefield atrocities.
Qiyana
They told her the Piltovan merchants were sending fresh miners and armsmen into the jungle. Qiyana’s parents would not risk their insubordinate daughter drawing even more outlanders toward their borders, and regretfully ordered her imprisoned for her crime. 
Camille
When he learned of the secret proposal, he devised a plan—the next time Camille and Hakim were together, Stevan set himself up to be attacked. When she saw her brother bruised and bloodied, Camille recognized what could happen when her attention was divided. 
Kled
In the dusty hills of those badlands, the warhost of General Zaavan was on the run from barbarian foes. Having lost the previous two engagements, morale was low. 
Master Yi
Wuju was founded by those believing their swordsmanship to be too precious to share, too sacred to draw blood—so for centuries, it flourished in isolation, with no outsiders knowing its true nature.